Thursday, April 19, 2012

friday funnies

this will give you a good laugh:

A guy walked into a bar with his dog. When he ordered his drink the bartender said to him
"Sir, you can't have that dog in here."
The guy replied, without a pause:
"It's my seeing-eye dog."
To that the bartender replied:
"Oh, I'm very sorry sir, the first one's on me."
So the guy took his drink and went and sat at a table.

A few minutes later another guy walks into the bar with his chihauha. The first guy said to him that he could not get a drink unless he told the bartender it was his seeing-eye dog. The guy with the chihuaha thanked the other guy and went to order his drink.
Once again, the bartender said:
"Sir, you may not have that dog in here."
The guy, of course, replied:
"But, it's my seeing-eye dog."
The bartender than said:
"That's impossible. Chihauahas are not seeing-eye dogs."
The guy paused for a half-second, and then said:
"What! They gave me a chihauha?!?"

The 10 Dog Rules:

1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

3. Ok, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.

5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only!

9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.

Happy Friday Everyone!